These lovely objects belong in a game somewhere. They really do:

motorcycles out of watch parts by dkart71

Someone, please, make a game where the player constructs a motorcycle made out of watch parts, and then rides to safety:

• Shrink the player until a wristwatch is the right size for motorcycle parts
• Drop the player into a magical (high-tech, alien, etc.) wristwatch factory
• — My person favorite: neo-retro Evil Nazi wristwatch factory
• Remind the player that watch parts can be assembled into motorcycles
• Sound the burglar alarm
• Start winding up the clockwork watchmen, make it loud
• Remind the player that watchmen are dangerous, and motorcycles go faster than watchmen
• Every so often, wind up more clockwork watchmen, as incentive for the player to finish that motorcycle ….

If the player doesn’t build a motorcycle in time … well, bad things probably happen … if it were my Evil Nazi Wristwatch factory, I would release the Giant Wind-Up Chattering Teeth … but you have your own kind of fun, and be sure to let me know about it, I’ll award you the Handy Vandal Medal of Supreme Coolness.

Via Boing Boing.