The Handy Vandal’s Mapping Contest failed to attract submittals.
And so the Handy Vandal can award no prizes.
The Handy Vandal would have written checks. Wanted to write checks. Wanted to play those maps from other mappers. But no.
The Handy Vandal has only the Handy Vandal, and Fortune, to blame.
And who dares blame Fortune, when Fame is at stake?