{"id":1856,"date":"2011-03-06T08:59:03","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T14:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/handyvandal.com\/?p=1856"},"modified":"2011-03-06T09:02:53","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T15:02:53","slug":"caution-floor-lava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/2011\/03\/caution-floor-lava\/","title":{"rendered":"Caution The Floor Is Now Lava"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/lava-20110305-175517.jpg\" alt=\"Caution The Floor Is Now Lava\" title=\"Caution The Floor Is Now Lava\" width=\"335\" height=\"518\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/lava-20110305-175517.jpg 335w, https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/lava-20110305-175517-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/>I would love to find this &#8220;Caution The Floor Is Now Lava&#8221; sign in a first-person shooter game.<\/p>\n<p>Who will make such a game? Someone?  Anyone?  <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t pay you, but I will award you the <em>Handy Vandal Medal for Doing Extremely Cool Stuff<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>Seriously: you&#8217;ll get your own blog post, with a picture of you and your work (maybe a picture of you ignoring the sign, and slipping on the lava &#8212; whatever you like). <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/pics\/comments\/fv4am\/caution_the_floor_is_now_lava_a_mock_ad_i_did_for\/\">Link to original @ reddit<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/flipswitch\">flipswitch<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingsquid.com\/caution-the-floor-is-now-lava\/\">Laughing Squid<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><br style=\"clear:both\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would love to find this &#8220;Caution The Floor Is Now Lava&#8221; sign in a first-person shooter game. Who will make such a game? Someone? Anyone? I can&#8217;t pay you, but I will award you the Handy Vandal Medal for Doing Extremely Cool Stuff. Seriously: you&#8217;ll get your own blog post, with a picture of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129,143],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-somebody-should-make-this-game"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1856"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1864,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions\/1864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}