{"id":1926,"date":"2011-04-18T13:21:30","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T19:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/handyvandal.com\/?p=1926"},"modified":"2011-04-18T13:34:09","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T19:34:09","slug":"motorcycles-out-of-watch-parts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/2011\/04\/motorcycles-out-of-watch-parts\/","title":{"rendered":"Motorcycles out of watch parts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These lovely objects belong in a game somewhere. They really do:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dkart71.deviantart.com\/art\/Motorcycles-out-of-watch-parts-204031408?q=gallery%3Adkart71&#038;qo=22\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/motorcycles_out_of_watch_parts_by_dkart71.jpg\" alt=\"motorcycles out of watch parts, by dkart71\" title=\"motorcycles out of watch parts, by dkart71\" width=\"550\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1939\" srcset=\"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/motorcycles_out_of_watch_parts_by_dkart71.jpg 550w, https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/motorcycles_out_of_watch_parts_by_dkart71-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dkart71.deviantart.com\/art\/Motorcycles-out-of-watch-parts-204031408?q=gallery%3Adkart71&#038;qo=22\">motorcycles out of watch parts<\/a> by dkart71<\/p>\n<p>Someone, please, make a game where the player constructs a motorcycle made out of watch parts, and then rides to safety:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Shrink the player until a wristwatch is the right size for motorcycle parts<\/li>\n<li>Drop the player into a magical (high-tech, alien, etc.) wristwatch factory<\/li>\n<li>&#8212; My person favorite: neo-retro Evil Nazi wristwatch factory<\/li>\n<li> Remind the player that watch parts can be assembled into motorcycles<\/li>\n<li>Sound the burglar alarm<\/li>\n<li>Start winding up the clockwork watchmen, make it loud<\/li>\n<li>Remind the player that watchmen are dangerous, and motorcycles go faster than watchmen<\/li>\n<li>Every so often, wind up more clockwork watchmen, as incentive for the player to finish that motorcycle &#8230;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If the player doesn&#8217;t build a motorcycle in time &#8230; well, bad things probably happen &#8230; if it were my Evil Nazi Wristwatch factory, I would release the Giant Wind-Up Chattering Teeth &#8230; but you have your own kind of fun, and be sure to let me know about it, I&#8217;ll award you the <em>Handy Vandal Medal of Supreme Coolness<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/04\/18\/motorcycles-made-fro.html\">Boing Boing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These lovely objects belong in a game somewhere. They really do: motorcycles out of watch parts by dkart71 Someone, please, make a game where the player constructs a motorcycle made out of watch parts, and then rides to safety: Shrink the player until a wristwatch is the right size for motorcycle parts Drop the player [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,143],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-somebody-should-make-this-game"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1926"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1947,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions\/1947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/handyvandal.com\/wphv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}